Ophelia's Jump presents A Lifetime of Regret: "She's Too Young"

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A Lifetime of Regret presents "She's Too Young"
March 3, 8 PM

A Lifetime of Regret is a drinking game/trivia challenge/staged reading of some of the best of the worst to ever grace your television screen: Lifetime Channel movies. Each performance is a completely different script brought to life by a talented team of improvisors who have already started one drink ahead of their audience. Yes, it's technically scripted - but the experience is nothing that anyone can truly prepare for.

The inaugural film being presented in play format is the 2004 Lifetime Channel smash hit "She's Too Young" (originally starring Marcia Gay Harden in the defining role of her career). It tells the timeless tale of an entire high school contracting syphilis, and one mother's quest to change hearts and minds one inoculation flyer at a time. (OJP HEALTH TIP: Syphilis can't be inoculated against. For the love of God do not follow the advice of this movie.)

Rules of the game will be posted the day before the performance. There are also prizes to win! And don't worry, you don't have to drink to have fun and watch a funny show. 

Outside beverages not allowed in the theatre. No one under 18 admitted.