A Lifetime of Regret: Surprise! We're back!
Name: A Lifetime of Regret: Surprise! We're back!
Date: June 27, 2020
Time: 7:30 PM - 10:00 PM PDT
A Lifetime of Regret presents "She's Too Young"
June 27, 7:30 PM, FREE, On the Ophelia's Jump FACEBOOK page
SURPRISE! "A Lifetime of Regret" is back and barging into your home for a drunken, rollicking good time! We're revisiting some of our favorite shows with brand new readings re-worked for your digital enjoyment. First up, we're bringing back the one that started it all: "She's Too Young"!
A Lifetime of Regret is a drinking game/staged reading of some of the best of the worst to ever grace your television screen: Lifetime Channel movies. Each performance is a completely different script brought to life by a talented team of improvisors who have already started one drink ahead of their audience. Yes, it's technically scripted - but the experience is nothing that anyone can truly prepare for.
This time it's the 2004 Lifetime Channel smash hit "She's Too Young" (originally starring Marcia Gay Harden in the defining role of her career). It tells the timeless tale of an entire high school contracting syphilis, and one mother's quest to change hearts and minds one vacination flyer at a time. (OJP HEALTH TIP: Syphilis can't currently be inoculated against. For the love of God do not follow the advice of this movie.)
Drinking is not required to have fun and watch!
This show is definitely rated R. But that's also why it's so fun!